“Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
- Theodore Roosevelt, dramatically, in the final scene featured in the trailer for his high-budget/high-concept action film “Big Stick”
Lists, facts, and outright lies about the presidents that you never knew you never needed to know
“Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
- Theodore Roosevelt, dramatically, in the final scene featured in the trailer for his high-budget/high-concept action film “Big Stick”
“A man is not finished when he’s defeated; he’s finished when he quits.”
- Richard M. Nixon, on losing to Vice President Spiro Agnew in a game of checkers, shortly before flipping the board over and walking away from the table
“We have only two things to fear: fear itself … and zombies.”
-Franklin D. Roosevelt, in 1942 after hearing of Hitler’s plans to synthesize a virus that would turn all Britons into zombies.
“Where the children of rich and poor mingle together on the playground and in the schoolroom, there is produced a unity of feeling and a popular love for public institutions that can be brought about in no other way.”
- Benjamin Harrison, while visiting a public high school, moments before a rich kid stuffed a poor kid into a locker
“Independence forever!”
- John Quincy Adams, barely clothed, running through the streets on the 4th of July.
“Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.”
- Andrew Jackson, giving his son The Talk
“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
– Bill Clinton, getting an A on his Philosophy 110 final